Would you rather date a party-animal or a homebody?
“Hindi mo pwedeng mahalin ang isang tao nang hindi mo minamahal ang hilaga, silangan, timog, at kanluran ng kanyang mga paniniwala. Kapag nagmahal ka’y dapat mong tanggapin bawat letra ng kanyang birth certificate. Kasama na doon ang kanyang libag, utot at bad breath.” —Para Kay B, (Ricky Lee)
“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” —Mitch Hedberg
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You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
“Wealth converts a strange land into homeland and poverty turns a native place into a strange land.” —Ali ibn Abi Talib (via ellobofilipino)
Opportunity knocked when no one was there to open the door.
It' Friday! Time to partey!
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” —Dr. Seuss
Perhaps life would be much easier if we didn't know too much.