March 2012
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Your Inspirational Tumblr is Stupid
6 Reasons Why I Don’t Like Your Inspirational Tumblr MAR. 26, 2012 By NICOLE TRILIVAS
Unreasonable Sayings
If you lived each day like it was your last, you’d be poor, fat, and have a guttural beast of a hangover. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” apparently doesn’t apply to heart attacks, all means of corporal punishment, and psychological torture. The fourteen whiskey and diets you had...
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100 ways to order a pizza the fun way
thatswhatwedo:
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line...
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