Your Inspirational Tumblr is Stupid
6 Reasons Why I Don’t Like Your Inspirational Tumblr MAR. 26, 2012 By NICOLE TRILIVAS Unreasonable Sayings If you lived each day like it was your last, you’d be poor, fat, and have a guttural beast of a hangover. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” apparently doesn’t apply to heart attacks, all means of corporal punishment, and psychological torture. The fourteen whiskey and diets you had...
100 ways to order a pizza the fun way
thatswhatwedo: 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.” 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line...