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Call it intellectual masturbation.

Because the mind deserves pleasure.

imthemafff:

You love this pic so much, don’t you?
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imthemafff:

You love this pic so much, don’t you?

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    • #colors
    • #sex
    • #differences
    • #photo
    • #cute
    • #male
    • #female
    • #this
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  • 11 months ago > imthemaf
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FAMOUS HITS REPHRASED!

Dynamite -Taio Cruz
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes / I raise my appendages into the earth’s atmosphere occasionally
Saying AYO! / Dictating Ay-Oh
Gotta let go! / I’ve got to relinquish my grasp

Love The Way You Lie—Eminem ft. Rihanna
Just gonna stand there / You’re just gonna stand in the same place
And watch me burn / And watch while I’m completely engulfed in flames
But that’s alright / But that’s actually okay
Because I like The way it hurts/ Because I enjoy the pain associated with my flesh being burned


Fuck You—Cee-Lo Green
I see you driving ‘round town / I’ve seen you driving in your automobile
With the girl i love and i’m like / With the woman I’m in love with and I think
Fuck you! / You should go procreate with yourself


Bad Romance —Lady Gaga
I want your ugly, I want your disease / I want your unappealing features I want your infectious medical condition
I want your everything as long as it’s free / I would like everything you have as long as there’s no currency exchange involved
I want your love / I would like your affection
Love, love, love, I want your love / Affection, affection, affection, I want your affection

TiK ToK—Ke$ha
Don’t stop, make it pop / Do not stop, play a percussive beat
DJ, blow my speakers up / disc jockey please make my speakers literally explode
Tonight, I’mma fight / Tonight, I’m going to get into a confrontation
‘Til we see the sunlight / Until I see the sun appear over the horizon
Tick tock on the clock / the clock’s mechanical gears keep moving
But the party don’t stop, no/ the party does not cease to exist

Baby— Justin Bieber
You know you love me,I know you care / You have a romantic feeling for me, I know you’re a caring individual
Just shout whenever, And I’ll be there / If you yell at any time I will magically appear
You want my love, You want my heart / You want my love, as well as my internal organs
And we will never ever ever be apart / And I’m naive because I’m a teenager and think that we willl never be separated

    • #LOZ
    • #bv
    • #video
    • #song
    • #awesome
    • #this
    • #must watch
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Male vs. Female on naming colors. True enough.
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Male vs. Female on naming colors. True enough.

    • #colors
    • #sex
    • #differences
    • #photo
    • #cute
    • #male
    • #female
    • #this
    • #facts
  • 1 year ago
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How do you define being normal? Don’t bother. It’s more fun being weird anyway.
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How do you define being normal? Don’t bother. It’s more fun being weird anyway.

    • #internet finds
    • #photo
    • #comics
    • #weird
    • #life
    • #this
  • 1 year ago
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When a girl is silent, that’s pretty dangerous. She’s either overthinking, tired of waiting, about to blow, lonely, needs a hug, falling apart or crying inside. and most probably all of those above.

And it’s sad when you don’t even bother to care.

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    • #this
    • #girl facts
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GPOY.
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GPOY.

    • #peanuts
    • #cartoons
    • #comics
    • #life
    • #this
  • 1 year ago
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We have to be cruel to ourselves sometimes in order to be kind to the entire humanity.
Ma. Caselle Legaspi
(How to Achieve World Peace)
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You don’t really have to change friends if you do understand and accept the fact that friends change.
    • #friends
    • #change
    • #friendship
    • #quote
    • #this
    • #is
    • #so
    • #true
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